What does your favorite book say about you?
Stereotypes are bad, kids. But today I’m sharing classic books as stereotypes of their fans, because chances are, no matter what, if you tell someone your favorite book, they’re automatically going to have some preconceived notions about you.
(Obligatory disclaimer for the Internet: this is not a serious post)
So here are 10 classic novels, described in stereotypes of their readers.
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury-
People who would run into a partially-collapsed burning building just to rescue their book collection

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger-
Edgy teenagers whose favorite phrase is “no one understands me”

Animal Farm by George Orwell-
Would call you a communist for offering to share a bag of potato chips

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut-
Pacifists who probably play Cards Against Humanity

Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen-
They think they’re Lizzie Bennett, but they’re actually Mr. Darcy (don’t say anything)

1984 by George Orwell-
Libertarians who are always ranting about how the government is out to get you

Romeo & Juliet by William Shakespeare-
Hopeless romantics who apparently think double suicide is the epitome of true love

War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy-
People who read just to flex how intellectual they are

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte-
People who love strong female leads and don’t mind a toxic love interest as long as he’s tall dark and handsome

Little Women by Louisa May Alcott-
They either have a bunch of sisters or want a bunch of sisters and think they were born in the wrong generation. They love Jo March.

What’s your favorite classic novel? Do you think there is a stereotype associated with it? Let me know in the comments!
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omigosh, i’m currently reading little women and it’s proving to be one of my favorites, and the stereotype you described literally fits me haha. this post is scarily accurate-
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Haha thank you for reading! I’m glad you are enjoying Little Women!
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Such a fun read! I’ve read Little Women, and yes I loved Jo March. P&P is one of my favorites! I don’t mind being Darcy but, um, I hope I give off better first impressions. LOL. Great post!
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Same– I actually didn’t like Little Women as a whole but Jo IS me. Unfortunately Mr. Darcy is also me lol. Thanks for reading!!
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Ouch – you’ve called me out! Haha
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Lol, thank you for reading!
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these made me LOL. I wonder what you think about the picture of dorian gray…. 🙂
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I’ll have to make a Part 2! ( & I love The Picture of Dorian Gray)
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i can’t wait…lol.
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Hahahah, OMG. Love the Jane Eyre one the most. 🤣
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Thank you for reading! Lol
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my favorite classic is of mice and men! i’ve only read 2 on this list but the one for p&p def called me out 😂
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Ooh I have read Of Mice and Men as well– haha thank you for reading! Don’t worry, I’d consider myself a Darcy as well
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That Jane Eyre called me OUT!! Love this!
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Haha, thank you for reading!
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What a fun post!! P&P is my favorite classic novel, and I would say I’m a bit more like Darcy than Liz Bennet.
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Thank you for reading!!
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I’ve been called out… oops XD my library is important to me, but I don’t know if I’d run into a burning building for it lol – and while I’m a HUGE P&P fan, I’ve been told that I’m more of a Jane (albeit a snarky one lol). Loved the list!!!
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Haha same, thank you so much for reading!
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I haven’t read Fahrenheit 451 yet, but that stereotype makes me want to pick it up as soon as possible because it is true — I would run into a burning building just to save my books. 😂
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Haha, you should read it! It is about a dystopian society where books are banned and “firemen” are supposed to burn all contraband books
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Vey true. Some people do stereotype along these lines. I love all of the above books – I cannot choose one so I guess I am a bit of everything described. The War and Peace stereotypes are particularly painful because they are so common and if you mention War and Peace some people would think that you are “showing off”, etc. when it is so not true and I would never consider it “complex” or anything, just longer than usual. I don’t know why War and Peace should take all the heat – they are longer and more complex classics out there.
Another book stereotype concerns Philip K. Dick novels, people would roll their eyes and may think his reader is “crazy” and probably into drugs or something. No other than Donna Tartt stereotypes PKD readers along just these lines in one of her books.
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Yeah– in fact I have read all of the books I used for this post except for War and Peace; I need to read it soon. It’s good to hear it’s not overly difficult to understand. I’ve never read anything by Philip K. Dick and from Donna Tartt I’ve only read The Secret History; I can’t remember if that’s the one you’re talking about or not
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Yes, I think there is a girl character in The Secret History attending the same school as the main character and she is described as “that crazy girl into Philip K. Dick books” or something along these lines. It just struck me as memorable because I read most of his books.
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ah yea– do you recommend any?
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I love this especially Jane Eyre but feel seen 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Haha thank you for reading!
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I once heard someone say East of Eden was their favorite book. I couldn’t not judge them! haha Good job on those stereotypes; made me laugh. I’m gonna go read War & Peace now so it can be my favorite flex, I mean book.
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Lol, thank you for reading!!
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I loved your post, it’s so accurate 😂. My 2 favorite classics are Animal Farm and the Dangerous Liaisons by Laclos (not sure I want to know what the second says about me 🤣)
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Ah I love Animal Farm!
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